patrick-stump-hand:

pizzaswag:

abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me

you are the first five minutes of supernatural

(via slutty-fetus)

morgrana:

morgrana:

*gets more than 10 notes on a post*

(via slutty-fetus)

pizza:

rockandkrull:

pizza:

i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it

actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse

i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty comment on my text post 

(via slutty-fetus)

i-love-you-most-ardently:

seventeenthstar:

procrastinationcelebration:

Oh hey Kat, cool skirt you made there

Wait, what’s that pattern on it?

BOOM

DEVIL’S TRAP.

#JUST WHIP YOUR SKIRT OFF AND THROW IT AT THE DEMONS #HOW EMBARASSING FOR THEM #THEY WILL TRAPPED IN A FUCKING SKIRT WHILE YOU CAN STAND THERE AND LAUGH AT THEM IN YOUR PANTIES#FUCK YOU DEMONS YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK

omg i cant

(via slutty-fetus)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

bricesander: Miley speaks for us all. 

emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

(via slutty-fetus)

extrasad:

i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk

(via slutty-fetus)

fupaccino:

downtherabbittthole:

if ur ever sad just remember that this nun looks like Josh Hutcherson

YO THERE’S SPIT ALL OVER MY LAPTOP SCREEN 

(via slutty-fetus)

romanticizing-death:

thats-what-im-tolkien-about:

staff:

lvysaur:

with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us

yeah that’s us

*CHOKING*

(Source: demslauren, via slutty-fetus)

whatsacanada:

crona-makenshi-1994:

whatsacanada:

“what’s wrong with hipsters?”

omfg theyre australian O.O….i don’t want to live in this country anymore * x9999 facepalm combo*

can you *x9999 facepalm combo* off my post

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

luvr4photography:

claireomashee:

youreamormont:

My friend on the right there asked him “Why are you throwing sweets at people?” 
He replied “Because I can”

Because I can

BECAUSE I CAN

(via high-blogging)